The daze of our lives - Gambit's departure and return in Uncanny X-Men

While every superhero title relies on the elements of soap opera, few lean on it quite as heavily as the X-Men. Marvel's merry mutants always seemed as concerned with interpersonal relationships as they were with threats like the Sentinels or The Brood. If you're a child of the 90's like me, the most emotionally potent of those relationships was that of Rogue and Gambit.

The Fox Kids cartoon series is partly to blame for my obsession with the would-be couple. While Wolverine's snarling temperament had him at odds with field leader Cyclops and Xavier's feud with Magneto echoed the differing ideologies of Martin Luther King and Malcolm X, the will they/won't they/can they of the Rogue/Gambit relationship kept the series alive in my mind well after it went off the air and even after I'd moved on from the X-Men as a concept.

While many elements of the show weren't terribly loyal to the comic source material, the Gambit/Rogue stuff was similar enough to keep me invested. 90's X-Men writer Scott Lobdell would throw a wrench in things soon after I'd only begun to follow Uncanny, removing Gambit from the team in a harsh fashion that still doesn't sit right with me to this day. Y'see, Lobdell teased that Gambit had a "secret". There was an episode from his past that would come back to haunt him. (They always do.)

In Uncanny X-Men #350, the X-Men learned that Gambit had aided the villainous mercenaries called The Marauders in slaughtering the Morlocks, a group of (mostly) harmless misfit mutants who lived beneath the streets of New York City. He's ousted from the team and left to wander the frozen wastes where the X-Men had found themselves on their then-latest adventure. Even his lover Rogue turned her back on the cajun card slinger, and understandably so: Gambit had helped a group of mercs commit what was essentially genocide. Sure he was just an informant, leading Sinister and the Marauders to the Morlock's hidden tunnels, but that association was more than enough to have him be literally dumped from the team. This story was a callback to the Mutant Massacre arc of the late 80's, but I wouldn't get to read the original story for quite a while yet.

Flipping through this issue today reminds me of what a strange point in the X-Men's history this really was. Joe Madureira's anime influence made the book stand out on the magazine rack, but some of the cast members weren't all that palatable to me, even under Joe Mad's pencil and ink. This was the era of foot-noters like Maggot, Dr. Reyes, and the Magneto clone known as "Joseph". Mix that with Angel at his most cherubic and Psylocke at her most ninja-y, and you have a strange roster of attractive misfits that probably couldn't carry a title if it weren't for the inclusion of mainstays like Beast, Rogue, and Gambit.

Gambit's "trial" and removal from the team was kind of traumatic to me as a young shaver. Well, as traumatic as a big reveal can be, I suppose. This might be the first time I ever experienced genuine nerd rage and felt the need to take an author to task. I remember hand-writing a letter to Lobdell demanding justice, but I don't think I ever sent it. I would continue to follow the X-Men, but with my interest in DC comics and Spawn increasing, it would slip down my personal list quite a bit.

Until Gambit came back. (I was a sucker then and I haven't gotten much better since.)

Eleven issues later, Steven T. Seagle had taken over the writing chores and artist Steve Skroce was on art. Both core X-Men titles had gotten a kick in the pants "soft reboot" in their previous issues, and Seagle set out to do what most comic writers do when they take over a long running title: undo whatever the previous guy did. This can be a good or bad thing. In the case of Uncanny X-Men #361, my younger self was more than happy to have a new writer come in and "fix" what had been done to my favorite energy manipulating Southern mutant the previous year. The roster was also a little more "classic" by this time; characters like Colossus and Kitty Pryde had returned to the fold following a stint with the British mutant team Excalibur.

(It didn't resemble the cartoon that had sucked me in, but in that year since #350 I'd become more accustomed to the Claremont era X-Men, so the change in roster was a-ok with me.)

Seagle returned to Gambit's roots as a thief in this issue, having the X-Men bump into them while chasing a McGuffin also being sought out by Black Tom Cassidy and his protege, the Juggernaut. There's also some ninja action mixed in there as well, and it's all beautifully rendered by Mr. Skroce, an artist whose work I don't feel I've seen enough of. He did a miniseries with Brian K. Vaughn recently, but other than that and a short run Gambit solo series, I don't think I've seen his name in the credits of too many comics.

Seagle doesn't completely negate Lobdell's previous story, but instead begins the long road to recovery for the X-Men's relationship with Gambit. It's quite a task, but the mere notion dragged me back into the X-Men for a while. Then I would drop it for a minute. Then Grant Morrison happened. Then I found Ultimate X-Men. Then Joss Whedon's Astonishing X-Men. Beyond that, I sadly haven't read too many X-Men stories since. Even great writers like Ed Brubaker and Matt Fraction couldn't get me back on board. A silly movie every couple of years and Storm and Wolverine being in Marvel vs. Capcom 3 have been my major points of exposure to the characters in recent history.

I think there's a certain momentum these serials accrue that can either usher in new fans or drive them away. Trying to get into the X-Men at times is like to trying to jump on the hood of a speeding car. The myriad storylines and vast roster of characters is far less intimidating when you're a little kid with nothing but time on your hands. As an adult fan I find it tedious and often have to reminds myself, "This isn't for me anymore." There's some new fan out there who can pick up where I left off, pining away for Rogue and wondering if she'll ever get with Remy and be able to touch and stuff--

WAIT. SHE GOT WITH MAGNETO?! THAT'S IT! I'M WRITING IN!

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Superboy's Wild Ride

DC's Multiverse: one of the coolest, geekiest, mind-blowingest things about superhero comics. Ever since Barry Allen ran into his comic book idol Jay Garrick in the historic "The Flash of Two Worlds" from Flash (Vol. 1) #123, the idea that all of those lost Golden Age heroes were out there somewhere fluttered about the collective fanboy imagination. The Justice Society of the 40's occupied Earth-2, the dark reflections of the Justice League known as the Crime Syndicate rules Earth-3, and the whitebread Marvel Family of Fawcett City patrolled Earth-S. Every I.P. that DC had absorbed into its library had a home and team-ups between your favorites were little more than a vibrational frequency away.

Of course, being a 90's kid, I would learn about that whole magilla much later. In my day, we had "Hypertime", the ugly-but-still-kissable cousin of the Multiverse concept. It was a creative convention born out of necessity: a way to use old concepts that had fallen out of favor or "grandpa'd out" of DC's cosmology following the mythic Crisis on Infinite Earths. It seemed at first to serve the same purpose for writers as the Multiverse had in decades previous, but it never had the same fan support and never really lived up to it's potential. One of the rare cases it did is the story I'm spotlighting today, from the radical days of Karl Kesel and Tom Grummet's Superboy run.

The Kon-El (or Conner Kent) Superboy is going to be quite a strange curio for fans down the line. He was early 90's 'tude in the form of a teenage clone of Superman, sporting John Lennon glasses, a leather jacket, and a sick fade cut. He was a one note character at first, begrudging the masses for calling him "Superboy" and being quite the cut-up around his superheroic peers. Over time, he gained momentum with fans and even got his own series starting in '94. In an era of "grimdark" 90's comics, Superboy became one of those rays of light where dormant Kirby concepts and obscure characters from DC's groovier days could hang out, go on adventures, and strive for relevance.

Fast forward early '99 and I'm doing my best to build up a comic collection from whatever I can get from local convenience stores. I had Batman, Superman, JLA, X-Men, and Spawn pretty much locked down, but I was bereft of any real selection when it came to smaller titles like Superboy. Every now and then a random issue or two of a series would show up on the magazine rack and I'd get to try something a little left of center. Superboy #60 and #61 were two of those times. Being parts 1 and 2 of a five part story, I was hooked enough to venture into nearby Corpus Christi on my own and awkwardly make my way into an honest-to-God comic book shop. There I was able to follow Superboy, as well as other things I'd read about in Wizard. My initiation into official comic fandom was complete, as well as my ability to save money.

Superboy #60-64 contained the "Hyper-Tension" story, where the titular character is thrust into a number of parallel worlds thanks to a big ol' rocket ship and a mysterious tech jacket of unknown origins, meets a variety of different Superboys, and finally does ultimate battle with a Kryptonian-themed baddie named Black Zero for the fate of EVERYTHING. It was a colossal story to me then, far greater in scope than anything I'd ever read outside of some Grant Morrison JLA arcs. My main takeaway from the story was the concept of parallel worlds. I'd been exposed to the concept in various science fiction movies and things, but if you attach superheroes to something, I'm immediately ten times more interested. The cave boy version of Superboy, the Camelot version, the girl version (Superboygirl?!) . . . they all got my imagination going. I imagine I probably went right to my drawing pad and doodled fifteen variants for Spawn or Batman after reading it.

Superboy was flanked by a really fun supporting cast that made the book a truly great cape serial. His adventures usually centered around the crew and subjects of Cadmus labs, the place where Kon-El was cloned and other shady things usually happened. There was the high-tech hall monitor Guardian, his girlfriend Knockout, and a whole bunch of other weirdos and aliens for Superboy to bounce off of. They aren't much of a presence for the middle of this story, since Superboy is tripping from one world to the next in a pretty rapid fashion, but they open the story as his confidants and are there at the end to button things. I kinda stated this above, but I like to think of this series as DC's island of misfit toys. It's a place for all the "kookie" characters of yore to have the kind of fun adventures that weren't always allowed in the self-serious world of pre-Millennium comics.

Looking back on it now, the villain, Black Zero, is pretty bland. (I still like his costume design, though.) His deal is that he's a version of Superboy from a world where Superman never woke from his coma following his battle with Doomsday in the popular Death and Return of Superman story line. He goes on to become a tyrant, naturally, and conquers his world. After a run-in with the Challengers of the Unknown, he becomes aware of the existence of other realities and expands his mission from global or galactic conquest to multiversal conquest. In the spirit of escalation, we learn later that he and the villainous Cadmus director Paul Westfield have even amassed an army of Doomsdays from various worlds. They break out, some stuff happens, and things get pretty trippy before it's all said and done.

Karl Kesel is the writer for these issues, and he does a great job making the book feel like a throwback without explicitly using old slang or Ben-Day dots. It reads like a Marv Wolfman book from the 80's crossed with some of the strangeness you might find in Arnold Drake's Doom Patrol. The characters are stock characters, sure, but they aren't offensively trope-y or anything. Tom Grummet is the artist for this story and his art is a nice fit, echoing the anatomy work of guys like George Perez or John Byrne, but with its own youthful enthusiam. (His Knockout is especially cute, if you like muscly redheads.) It's clean and crisp and I can't really describe it as anything but "comic book" art.

The story is one of a few in the late 90's and early 00's that got me interested in the larger DCU, outside of just Batman and Superman. Big ideas like the multiverse or "hypertime" were just as fun for me to follow as characters and teams. I kind of miss Kon-El in the current DC Comics. There's a version of him in the post New 52 continuity, but it's muddled and not fun and kind of lame. And that's saying something, seeing as the kid of steel used to sport a fade cut and Lennon shades. Geoff Johns also took the piss out of him during his run on Teen Titans a few years after his series had wrapped, although I did like the idea of Lex Luthor contributing some of his DNA to Superboy's clone embryo.

Anyway, no regrets at all: Kesel and Grummet's Superboy is fun stuff. Thanks for reading and follow me on Twitter @ChrisBComics where I assault the masses with more blogs like this one and sometimes attempt to comment on current events.

Saturday morning style with Marvel Team-Up #90 and Marvel Adventures #17

For a long time as a young collector, the oldest comic I owned was a beat up copy of Marvel Team-Up #90 I got from a yard sale along with some issues of DP7, Ghost Rider, and the Ultraverse's Mantra. I couldn't tell you a thing about Mantra or DP7 without revisiting them, but I can recall MTU#90 very vividly for some reason. Maybe it's the dynamic 1980's cover by Jack Abel and Al Milgrom which features Spider-Man and the Beast doing battle with gigantic, electrified Modular Man and the flying Shrike. Maybe it's the groovy, dated dialogue that I fondly remember poking fun at as a kid, or maybe it's just the done-in-one episodic completeness of the story that makes it so memorable.

Later on I would acquire some much older issues of Spider-Man and Batman and that copy of MTU#90 wouldn't seem quite as impressive, but for a window of time that was my most frequent exposure to "old comics". The Marvel and DC books I was getting in the mid-90's were glossy, printed on thicker paper, and usually contained stories that were "Part 7 of 14" or somesuch. I was already becoming a jaded hipster even then, riding a wave of fake nostalgia for a bygone era of comics from a simpler time.

(I should mention Marvel Team-Up #90 came from the simpler time of 1980.)

Nevertheless, there was a part of me as a young collector that really wanted the Marvel Team-Ups and Brave & The Bolds of yore to make a comeback, so when a new Marvel Team-Up series was announced in the backs of Spider-Man books from circa '96, I was estatic. Soon after that initial rush, I realized that I didn't have access to comic shops in my area and that series was most likely going to come and go without me ever realizing it.

I've mentioned in previous posts that the town I became a collector in (Port Aransas, Tx) had comic books on nearly every convenience store rack and if all you wanted was to piece together the monthly Superman titles or get a smattering of X-Men comics, you would have been okay. Outside of the bigger characters, it was rare to see something like Incredible Hulk or Legion of Super-Heroes in my area, but for whatever reason, Marvel Team-Up occasionally showed up. I got one taste of it, realized this wasn't to my liking and then discovered a series that carried on the legacy of Marvel Team-Up even better than its successor did.

My portal to comics being animation, I would often pick up the various Adventures books whenever I saw them: Batman Adventures, Superman Adventures, etc. Marvel got in on this trend of doing comics in the Saturday morning cartoon style and that's how I bumped into Marvel Adventures, in particular, issue #17.

This series built upon the shared visual language (gawdy as it was) between the Spider-Man and X-Men 90's cartoons and imagined a world where The Avengers and other Marvel properties could get the animated treatment. (Yeah, I know there were those Marvel Action Hour shows and a late 90's Avengers cartoon, but those don't seem to count here for some reason. I guess the Spidey and X-Men shows were more ubiquitous with fans.) Issue #17 features Spidey and Iron Man teaming up to battle the Grey Gargoyle in a simple, fun adventure that took me right back to my then only retro comic memory, which was MTU#90.

I got a few more issues here and there of Marvel Adventures, but it wouldn't be until a few years later and my first fledgling trips to the comic shop that I could seek out earlier issues. (And they were surprisingly hard to come across!) Looking at the run now, it isn't a milestone or anything special, but it's one of those series that helped expose me to characters other than Spidey and the usual X-Men. The stories would branch out beyond NYC into other locales and even go cosmic for a few issues with characters like Silver Surfer and Thanos, all rendered to look like they'd be right at home on an animation storyboard or action figure mold. It might've seemed like a lame, sterile comic to older fans at the time, but I appreciate the episodic stories and the low commitment/high entertainment value ratio.

Andy Kuhn was the main artist for the series and his stuff here is very energetic and clean, even if there were stylistic limitations due to wanting to capture that 90's animated feel. He's a manga/anime fan and it shows in his work here, as well as his more modern projects like Firebreather. Ralph Macchio, who used to be big time editor at Marvel, wrote a lot of them. They're serviceable scripts, but pretty plain when compared to what DC's writers were able to pull off in the similar Batman Adventures and Adventures in the DC Universe titles across the way.

Well shucks, I'm just rambling at this point . . . So, if you have any hidden gems from this area that you like for uncommon reasons, hit me up in the comments or follow me on Twitter @ChrisBComics. Thanks for reading!

There was a crooked man - Prometheus makes his debut in JLA

Grant Morrison's JLA run restored DC's central superhero team to prominence, mostly due to the threats he would concoct for them to face. In the first ten issues alone you have assaults on Earth by White Martians, Darkseid, and even Heaven itself. Each threat that rears its ugly head requires the strength of all the combined Leaguers, something the "Bwa-ha-ha" era creative teams were never too worried with.

One contribution of Morrison's that really captured my imagination was that of Prometheus, a villain designed to be the "Anti-Batman" and push the League to their limit. His introduction in the New Years Evil: Prometheus special details his life story pretty well: the love child of a Bonnie and Clyde-like couple is orphaned at a young age and uses his parent's underworld contacts to amass the skills and weaponry needed to wage a one man war on the very concept of Justice. His origin takes a turn for the trippy when he journeys to a hidden enclave of monks (not unlike Batman Begins or Iron Fist's origin) and is privy to something called the Ghost Zone. The Zone becomes a secret, trans-dimensional hideout, and the location of his Wayne Manor-equivalent, the Crooked House.

The setup for Prometheus's introduction is pretty brilliant. The JLA has just rejuvenated their roster after temporarily disbanding and they want to make a good first impression with the press, so a contest is held to find one fan with a costume who wants to "join the JLA for a day". The winner is a well-meaning fan going by the handle Retro who finds his identity and costume stolen by Prometheus on the way to meet the League. With a little disguise work and some forced smiling for the cameras, the League's newest enemy is invited aboard their lunar watchtower by the heroes themselves.

The story is continued in issues 16 and 17 of the monthly JLA series. Prometheus quickly ditches his stolen "Retro" costume and hatches his plan, which results in the rookie supervillain taking down nearly the entire League one by one. Issue 16 also acts as the introduction to the League's redesigned watchtower, so Morrison actually has the villain give us a grand tour of the new digs while he destroys it. Trapped aboard a burning lunar base with over a hundred nervous reporters and other civilians, the new JLA is forced to work the kinks out of their new lineup on national television.

Prometheus makes pretty quick work of most of the league; he hijacks Steel's armor with a virus, sends Zuriel to the Ghost Zone, and even knocks Batman for a loop with martial arts moves downloaded directly into his body through his helmet. Him standing before Green Lantern and The Flash with a defeated Batman at his feet acts as the cliffhanger between issues 16 and 17. It's especially effective since Morrison spent most of his run building up Bruce Wayne into what fans now refer to as the "Bat-God" version of the character.

 If not for his humiliating defeat, Prometheus would be the villain equivalent of a Mary Sue. I won't give away what trips him up here, but let's just say it involves a bull whip to the crotch and the intervention of a second surprise visitor to the JLA's press conference. The scene where Prometheus's plan falls apart and he's forced to make idle threats and retreat is beautiful in its simplicity; Morrison shows us in one fell swoop why the JLA will always have the upper hand on obsessive loners like Prometheus and Luthor. There's still the press to be dealt with however, "This looks like a job for the JLA!"

To give you an idea of the frenetic pace Morrison's whole run moved at, the Prometheus encounter is over for exactly three panels before Orion and Big Barda appear from a Boom Tube and the seeds for the next story arc are planted. No lengthy epilogues or baseball picnic issues here true believer, just one fantastic threat after another.

Prometheus never became the huge name villain that I think they were hoping for, but his story does branch off into a few interesting places from the end of issue #17. He returns as a part of Lex Luthor's lastest Injustice League group about two years later, but is once again foiled, this time by Batman and the Huntress. The concept of Prometheus having files and contingencies on each hero would return in the Mark Waid written Tower of Babel story, where Batman is discovered to have employed a similar tactic against his friends in case they ever "go rogue", leading to his temporary expulsion from the team. Prometheus would later return again in the Batman: Gotham Knights series, but the less said about his lackluster appearance there, the better.

I think in the time since then Prometheus has become a b-level villain at best with a really great introduction. There seems to be more potential in the character, especially with his relationship to the realms of the dead via the Ghost Zone, but that aspect of him is hardly mentioned again. In fact, over the course of his next few appearances, Prometheus devolved into little more than a Deathstroke knock-off, which is a shame since he has more in common with the old Batman foe Wrath than any assassin or merc for hire.

I've already gushed about Morrison's work before (see my obsessive love letter to Marvel Boy), so I'll talk about the art here instead. Morrison's regular JLA collaborator Howard Porter only draws #16 of the issues mentioned, while the other two are by Arnie Jorgenson, an artist whose name I don't see around much. His style is a bit more wide-eyed and manga influenced than Porter, but there's a commonality in the inking and both artists penchant for drawing the characters in very exaggerated, almost Kirby-esque poses. I even like his take on the electric blue Superman, something Morrison was saddled with during the first half of his JLA run.

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"This scattered scene of fervent calamity is to be the theater of your passing stage, aye!" - Paul Pope's Battling Boy

Battling Boy by Paul Pope is a great introduction to a new young hero that has an energy and style that many superhero and adventure comics are lacking. It's a confident book about having a lack of self confidence and melds mythology with comic book standards in a way not dissimilar to Gaiman's Sandman.

The title character Battling Boy is cast down to a world much like our own to deal with threats we mere mortals can handle, especially since the science hero Haggard West was killed in battle. BB's father is an Odin/Thor type from a stylish Asgard-like world who entrusts his son with a set of magic t-shirts that will allow him to converse with various animal totems and find his way in a desperate world besieged by wonderfully illustrated and energetic ghouls and monsters. This comic sets its own pace, defying your expectations and making seemingly odd choices at first, until you realize this is just the first act of a larger coming-of-age story.

My only real complaint about the comic is that this first installment ends just as things are getting started. We're introduced to the orphaned daughter of Haggard West and Battling Boy himself, witness a battle with a car eating monster and a gang of underworld hoodlums who wear bandages and kidnap children, and get the briefest of glimpses into this dystopia and how things work. It's the first issue of a great comic series, blown up to just over 200 pages. Where Pope plans to go from here is what really interests me, but this was a fun introduction.

The settings, from Battling Boy's home dimension to the dark chambers of the underworld at the end are all a feast for the eyes. Pope let's the ink fly and something about his art reminds me of the rough-hewn golden age comics I'd see reprinted in the backs of anniversary issues. The streets of the Earth analogue in this story are a mix of 1930's urban settings and the desolate expanses of anime series like Trigun. Every vehicle, weapon, and microphone is designed to look familiar, but also spawned from a slightly divergent timeline.

The book has many dreamlike sequences and has a tenuous relationship with reality. The plot escalates like an old school superhero story or Saturday morning cartoon, dropping ideas and concepts on every page at a Grant Morrisonian pace. Any one of the myriad threads introduced here, like the relationship between the thieves and their master or the mysteries Haggard West left behind for his daughter, could spin off into a whole other 200 page volume easily. There's nothing but potential here.

I was first introduced to Paul Pope's work by Batman: Year 100 obviously, since I'm a huge Bat-dork. He has a distinct style that I know turns some people off a la Frank Quitely, but even if his weird faces bug you, you won't be able to deny the man's ability to tell a story with pictures. If you want a classy, slightly more expensive alternative to a superhero hardcover and you have no time for dawdling in some other shared universe, this is the comic for you.

(While writing this, I learned about the Rise of Aurora West sequel to this. I'll have to get on that!)

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New releases for the week of 9/7/16

New comic book day up in here! Here are some choice selections from the release schedule for this week that I think deserve a shout-out:

Skybourne #1 (Boom! Studios)
Frank Cho's latest series has been described as James Bond with fantasy elements, and that sounds pretty interesting to me so I'm spotlighting it here. Also, it's interesting to see a Cho comic that isn't marred by controversy over the length of someone's skirt.

Rise of the Black Flame #1 (Dark Horse)
Mike Mignola presents this case file from the Hellboy universe, a tale scripted by Chris Roberson and drawn by Christopher Mitten. I'll always recommend anything Hellboy or BPRD related, and this is no exception.

Cyborg: Rebirth #1 (DC Comics)
DC wants to get folks on board with their cybernetic hero, especially since he'll be a movie star in a year's time. This Rebirth special by John Semper Jr. and Paul Pelletier poses the question, "Is he a man turned machine, or a machine that thinks it's a man?" Sound very much like Alan Moore's Swamp Thing; I'm down.

The Great Divide #1 (Dynamite)
A dystopia that sees man driven apart by a deadly virus caused by skin-to-skin contact is the setting for this new series from writer Ben Fisher and artist Adam Markiewicz. Contagion stories are always full of potential and this one looks a little more manic than even the worst of them.

Godzilla: Rage Across Time #1 (IDW)
Learn about the myths and legends that inspired the modern day nightmare of Japan's nuclear lizard. This first issue focuses on the feudal era. Creators Jeremy Robinson and Matt Frank have already proven their Godzilla chops before with the fantastic Godzilla In Hell, so this is a "buy" for sure!

Glitterbomb #1 (Image)
If you follow TMZ and Gawker for their morbid headlines, this latest offering from writer Jim Zub and artist Djibril Morissette-Phan might be right up your alley. It follows a middle-aged actress named Farrah, as her desperation to get work unearths something terrifying and otherworldly. Ring-style horror with a Hollywood backdrop? Could be fun.

Night's Dominion #1 (Oni Press)
Writer/artist Ted Naifeh takes you to the spawling city of Umber, where a barmaid and an unlikely crew of adventurers try to get rich quick by stealing an ancient treasure. It sounds like D&D with a touch of Eastern influence and Naifeh's art is gorgeous, so I'd give this a shot.







I'm normally not a huge horror fan, but some of these new titles have such interesting hooks, I couldn't resist. Anyhoo, thanks for reading! Follow me on Twitter (@ChrisBComics) and check out my other blogs like Work/Shoot and Gotham Animated!

"I may not breed" - Talking to girls at parties with a little help from Neil Gaiman

Girls. I've met a few.

Parties. I've been to one.

Yeah, neither of those two things were my area of expertise when I was the same age as Enn from How To Talk To Girls At Parties. Enn's buddy Vic explains simply, "You just have to talk to them", a sentiment I heard from many "Vics" in my day. I could definitely identify with the worry and wonder of Enn's predicament, as he tries to work up the nerve to talk to what he thinks are ordinary teenage girls.

Being a Neil Gaiman comic, of course they aren't just ordinary dames. Gaiman provides the three sirens in this story with an otherworldly presence, and the art of Gabriel Ba and Fabio Moon makes them seem even more fae and fragile. (Apparently, this is based on a short story by Neil I have not read.) This is a touching little number from one hell of a creative team.

It's a short one, hardly requiring the hardback treatment of the version I got from my public library, but it is a complete package. This done-in-one follows teenage horomoaners Enn and Vic as they try to get lucky at a party. Enn is the nervous, wallflower-y one, while Vic the swinging dick of the two. I saw a lot of my own past in the interactions between these two and some of the conversational bits between them felt like they'd been pulled from a diary I never kept.

It should come as a surprise to no one that Gaiman can spin a yarn, whether it's in novels like American Gods, long-form series like Sandman or smaller graphic novellas like this. He's a master of the craft and knows how to shift things into that cosmic gear without ever losing the humanity in his stories. I wouldn't mind seeing more one shots like this in the future.

The brothers Ba and Moon provide some of the best art of their careers here. When Enn and Vic arrive at the party, the way they animate the music flowing from panel to panel is so lucid you can almost hear the sounds of a high school mixer. Stella, Wain, and the other girls are rail thin, moving like blades of grass in the wind. They each seem fragile in one panel, then mysterious and sometimes evening unsettling in the next. Their story is a tragedy; alien entities peeking in on mortal mating rituals as part of a larger implied story that is never fully revealed and ultimately doesn't matter.

Sci-fi and fantasy trappings aside, this is a tale of "one crazy night" and an episode that nearly shook Enn and Vic's friendship to its core. The ending in uncomfortable, familiar, and goddamn brilliant.

This is also one of those comics you can hand to people who don't normally groove to this stuff. It's a short film of a book, easily digested but enriched with nutrients. Or something like that. It's really good. Check it out if you can.

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