Monday, December 31, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 18 - Beware the Gray Ghost


Chris, Evan, and Abel explore the darker side of nostalgia in this week's episode, featuring Adam West as the voice of Bruce Wayne's childhood hero, the Gray Ghost. Showrunner Bruce Timm also appears as a sinister toy collector who reminds us of all the terrible things "a toy can do." This is a fan-favorite episode and the irony of a nostalgia-based podcast talking about a story like this certainly isn't lost on us.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Thursday, December 27, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 17 - See No Evil


Batman returns to the outskirts of Gotham City to track down an invisible thief. Bathroom gags, phantom car rides, and broken homes ensue. It's-a Mojo rising this week in "See No Evil", a surprisingly domestic story with a great villain who doesn't fit the usual Arkham mold. Chris B, Evan A, and Abel Z toss a bucket of paint on this see-through'r evil-doer so you can get a good look at him.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 16 - The Cat and the Claw Part Two


Chris, Evan, and Abel return from last week's thrilling cliffhanger to finish out this tragic tale of forbidden love, chemical weapons, and Chekov's Mountain Lion. We try to rehab Red Claw a bit and Evan ponders what might have happened if Jane Chill killed the Waynes. All this and some cat-tastic Selena Kyle related comic book recommendations.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!



Thursday, December 13, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 70 - The Cream of the Crop


Abel Z returns to talk more wrestling promos with Chris B and Evan A! Paul Heyman shoots from the hip, Scott Steiner does math, and much, much more!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, December 10, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 15 - The Cat and the Claw Part One


Batman and a certain feline-themed felon will have to put aside their differing opinions of the act of burglary to prevent an act of terrorism! Abel Z returns to help Chris B and Evan A welcome the mystifying Catwoman to the DC animated universe.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!


Thursday, December 6, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 69 - Walk It, Talk It


Chris B is getting trounced by Haystacks Calhoun and needs the hot tag, but Evan A has been laid out with a steel chair! It looks pretty hopeless for our hero, but wait! Who's that running down the aisle? It's ABEL Z! Abel returns to do a "run-in" for the CoH's first journey into the realms of pro wrestling. This time around, we're examining the wrestling promo and the masters of the mic. Spotlighting promos by Jake "The Snake" Roberts, The Miz, Dusty Rhodes, and Stone Cold Steve Austin! Can you dig it, suckaaa?!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, December 3, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 14 - Heart of Ice


This chilling, award winning take on a would-be z-list villain is such a feat in animated storytelling, Chris B and Evan A couldn't do it alone. New ally Abel Z joins the fray to discuss "Heart of Ice" and the cold calculations of scientist turned monster Dr. Victor Fries. This one is like the Two-Face two-parter in a single concentrated dose, so be sure to keep a thermos of Alfred's famous chicken soup handy to keep the ol' hypothermia at bay!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below


Wednesday, November 28, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 68 - Run The Blades


Lousy stinkin' skin-jobs Chris B and Evan A discuss the controversial Blade Runner sequel and it's many complex themes, from Pale Fire to St. Paul's biblical revelation on the road to Damascus. Prepare to have your minds blown by a narrative that hits harder than a Batista Bomb from Sapper Morton.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!



Monday, November 26, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 13 - I've Got Batman In My Basement


Listen in as Chris B and Evan A suffer through this "fowl" first appearance of the Penguin, as everyone's favorite Batman cartoon series attempts an all-time low. Trump's America arrives nearly a quarter century early as two young detectives from the 'burbs lend the Dark Knight a hand after a bird seed bender gone wrong.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, November 19, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 12 - It's Never Too Late


In this week's episode, Batman and a reluctant priest try to save the soul of an aging mobster. Rupert Thorne also returns to menace our hero once again in one of the most emotionally draining episodes of Batman: TAS we've encountered thus far.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, November 12, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 11 - Two Face Part Two


Harvey Dent emerges from obscurity, his mind cracked in half, and begins a campaign of terror against Gotham City crime lord Rupert Thorne. Can Harvey's fiancee Grace and the Dark Knight Detective intervene on behalf of love? Or is Dent lost for good? Your hosts Chris B and Evan A are caught in the crossfire, and it's going to take more than a shiny new Bat-cycle to get them out unscathed.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Thursday, November 8, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 67 - Foxcatchers: Endgame


The curtain rises on the final act of our Fox Kids retrospective. There are some real stinkers in this batch, like NASCAR Racers and The Mr. Potato Head Show, but also a few hidden gems like Cybersix and Sherlock Holmes in the 22nd Century. PLUS: Ryan Gosling as the Lion of Olympus, Angela Anaconda serves up nightmare fuel, and Ms. Frizzle dazzles two generations simultaneously.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Tuesday, November 6, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 10 - Two-Face Part One


A "fall from grace" is too polite an expression for what happens to poor Harvey Dent in this week's punchy little pot-boiler. Richard Moll returns as Harvey Dent, while John Vernon brings the villainy as crime boss Rupert Thorne. And Batman's in it, too! (For a little bit at least . . .) Chris B and Evan A unlock the door to insanity in part one of our very first two-part adventure!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Wednesday, October 31, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 66 - Super Foxcatcher Z


We're back with more Fox Kids talk, as we make our way through the mid-90's with lengthy diversions into The Tick, Eerie, Indiana, and Carmen San Diego. Chris B (Coughing Boy) and Evan A (Thoughtful Lad) are spinnin' all of yesterday's hits!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Tuesday, October 30, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 9 - Be A Clown


Batman and Mayor Hill are all too familiar with the Clown Prince of Crime, but are they ready for Jekko the Jokester? Your hosts Chris B and Evan delight in the debauchery and child endangerment that ensues when little Jordan Hill is urged to "be a clown" in this week's adventure. The Mitt Romney jokes might be a little dated, but this is a podcast about a 25+ year-old cartoon show.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Saturday, October 27, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 65 - Foxcatchers


Everybody knows its on Fox! Hosts Chris B and Evan A lube up and slide down the 90's nostalgia tube, running down the programs that made up the premier kids programming block of over twenty years ago. Part 1 in a multi-chapter Eek!-Stravaganza.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Tuesday, October 23, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 8 - The Forgotten


This week, Batman unearths a plot to prey on Gotham's homeless in a gravy-slathered piece of pulp noir called "The Forgotten". Lifers Chris B and Evan A endure the Hot Box and bring you all the sweaty deets.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, October 15, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 7 - P.O.V.


Gotham's finest get taken to task by internal affairs on this Rashomon-inspired episode of Batman: The Animated Series. Your hosts Chris B and Evan A back their boys in blue as they aid the Dark Knight against a gang enforcer voiced by future Hellboy, Ron Perlman. Also, Chris forgets how to speak, Evan lays out the three S's of Batman and much, much more.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, October 8, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 6 - The Underdwellers


Batman descends into the Gotham City sewer system for this week's episode and Alfred has to raise an orphan (again). It's Bronze Age Batman by way of Charles Dickens in "The Underdwellers".

You can download the show HERE or listen below!

Wednesday, October 3, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 64 - Serial Offenders


In this episode of CoH, Chris and Evan attempt to talk about the Captain Marvel (Shazam!) Republic serials of yore, but end up sidetracked by a great many things.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, October 1, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 5 - Pretty Poison


Batman encounters a femme fatale with a deadly green thumb in this week's episode. Your hosts Chris B and Evan A analyze the episode and explore the characters comic book origins, as well as her literary and mythological "roots" (pun intended!)

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!


Monday, September 24, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 4 - The Last Laugh


Mark Hamill's Joker gets a second introduction in this week's episode, "The Last Laugh". This one is a little light on plot, but your hosts Chris B and Evan A find some other things to enjoy in this one, including some unsung firsts for the series.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Monday, September 17, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 3 - Nothing to Fear


This week, the boys look at Scarecrow's first appearance in Batman: The Animated Series, his spoopy voice provided by Henry Polic! Gas attacks and daddy issues abound in this episode of Gotham Animated! Follow @ChrisBComics on Twitter for more info and news about upcoming episodes!

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!

Wednesday, September 12, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 63: Khruschev vs. Beria - LOSER LEAVES TOWN!


On this edition of CoH, Chris B and Evan A look at the recent IFC film The Death of Stalin. It's a fun little romp featuring Steve Buscemi, Jeffery Tambor, and Ralph Fiennes. It's based on a French graphic novel, so *technically* it counts as a comic book movie. CAUTION: Evan brings the history knowledge in this one, so if you aren't careful, you might just learn something!

You can download the episode HERE, or listen below!


Tuesday, September 11, 2018

Casualties of the DC Implosion Part 3: House of Unexpected Witching Secrets


1978. The same year Superman fought Muhammad Ali and Will Eisner's A Contract With God hit store shelves, DC suffered multiple waves of cancellations in the wake of a few intersecting "bad moves". An economic recession, a massive blizzard, and a shortsighted initiative to make DC the "premium" comic publisher through larger page counts, all conspired to bring the publisher's comic output to its knees.

The October cancellations featured more of what you'd call "foregone conclusions". Three more horror anthologies bit it that month: House of Secrets, Secrets of Haunted House, and The Witching Hour. Fans of DC's Vertigo line and Gaiman's Sandman series in particular would recognize the mascot characters from these series, and for the most part, it's only through the rose-tinted lenses of eighties writers and artists that these characters would ever live again.

House of Secrets and its remaining features would be folded into The Unexpected. Researching the Implosion, it seems The Unexpected would become something like a shelter from the storm, throwing a protective canvas over the very concept of horror one-shots by bringing the remaining strips and stories from several cancelled series under one banner. I suppose if the work was already paid for, then DC figured they might as well try to get a return on as many of these "drawer stories" as possible.

(Side note: A "drawer story" refers to fill-ins and other inventory issues commisioned in advance by various creative teams, designed to fit into a series' schedule when the regular team fell behind or a title found itself between regular creative teams.)

House of Secrets came to a close with issue #154, a be-careful-what-you-wish-for, Monkey's Paw style yarn by Paul Levitz and Mike Kaluta. One depressing thing about the cancellation of so many horror and suspense titles is that artists like Kaluta usually did their best (or at least, most inspired) work in the non-superhero genres. Similar to how the Silver Age great John Buscema felt more at home drawing high fantasy than caped crusaders back at Marvel, many bronze age artists felt they had more wiggle room when it came to short expressive stories like those found in House of Secrets. This is opposed to superhero serials, where characters had to stay "on model" and the DC "house style" was enforced a little more closely.

Secrets of Haunted House hardly counts as a "casualty" since it would be revived after about a year or so and continue to do its thing for about seven more years. The stories in this series were typically more bizzare and grotesque and today's readers will most likely remember this series as the place where Destiny of the Endless was created, although the scope of "the Endless" as a concept and the perception that these characters would be anything more than "hosts" in the vein of the Crypt Keeper was a Gaiman addition that wouldn't occur for about a decade. For whatever reason, this one anthology in particular got to shamble on, rising from the '78 shotgun blast like Michael Myers, but taking long enough to do so to make us think it might be dead. Spooky.

Firestorm, The Nuclear Man found itself in a similar bout with death and rebirth after its cancellation with October's issue five. Gerry Conway's series about young stud Ronnie Raymond and cranky Professor Stein's fusion-based adventures would have to wait until its second incarnation to become a smash hit. This one must've caused a stir when deciding which books would step up to the guillotine, since Conway's remaining issues were chopped into back-ups that ran in Flash (no pun intended) and the series itself would return to much fanfare inside of two years. Conway was never quite able to replicate the success and acclaim of his legendary Spider-Man run (he's the guy who killed Gwen Stacy, yo), but he would instead stumble onto a new flavor of youth angst and the character's nuclear fusion gimmick birthed a ton of new dramatic possibilities.

Another Conway superhero epic in the making met its end after only five issues as well. Steel, the Indestructible Man (not the one written by Christopher Priest, nor the version starring Shaq), a spinoff of Roy Thomas's All-Star Squadron would never see issue six, but the completed story was reworked into an issue of All-Star. This one's a bit of heartbreaker: Conway's main artistic collaborator, Don Heck, is one of those unsung heroes of Marvel's Silver Age (co-creator of Hawkeye) and this marks some of the last regular work I can recall from the guy. Folding the series into All-Star Squadron makes enough sense, since the title character debuted there and the book was a home for "legacy" characters related to the forgotten capes-and-masks of the Golden Age. Recommended reading for fans of Geoff John's JSA run in the late 90's/early 2000's.

One last little curio from the time is Star Hunters, a haven for DC's space-based characters like Adam Strange that had launched just a year earlier. A certain space opera from a certain George Lucas hit theaters the previous year and was gaining steam as a visual masterpiece. With that in mind, it's a wonder that DC didn't indulge in more space-faring stories. Maybe the fabled Star Wars took a while to gain momentum? Anyhoo, Star Hunters fizzled out like a star-based metaphor I don't have at the ready and ended with issue #7. The aformentioned Adam Strange would have a brief run as a back-up in World's Finest, another title, much like The Unexpected, that would come to house many refugees from the three months of cancellations.

That just about covers the cancellations (phew!), but this exploration of the DC Implosion is just beginning. Next time 'round, I'll be looking at the heads of state, the mucky-mucks who had to make hard decisions like "to cancel 'Tec or not to cancel 'Tec". That's right, I'll be shifting away from the writers and artists next time to focus on DC editorial at the time.   

Monday, September 10, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 2 - Christmas With The Joker


Christmas comes early this year for the Dark Knight and the Boy Wonder. Chris B and Evan A explore this yuletide tale of cream pies, observatory laser cannons, and creepy Cosby sweaters.

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!


Saturday, September 8, 2018

Casualties of the DC Implosion Part 2: Black September


September, 1978. The cancellations hit twice as hard in the second month of DC's implosion, and the titles to receive the business end of the axe had many similarities to the ones that ended in August. Anthologies, particularly in the war and horror genres, were hit the hardest. Superheroes and more toyetic brands would be the wave of the future, and with Richard Donner's promising Superman wowing audiences with its trailers depicting a flying Christopher Reeve, it was easy to see why other genres would be marginalized in the wake of the publisher's blunder the previous year.

That's not meant to imply that the cape books weren't effected as well. Take Paul Levitz and Joe Staton's All Star Comics, ending in September with #74. The series featured the Justice Society and continued the adventures of the JLA's Earth-2 counterparts, incorporating the Golden Age stories of DC's "big three" and allowing their relative timeline to advance and those core characters to age. But alas, the home of salt-and-pepper Superman was no more, save for a brief run as a co-feature in Adventure Comics. All-Star was a legacy title for DC, like Detective Comics, but unlike 'Tec, editors and creator rushing to keep All-Star alive couldn't bargain with the Reaper fast enough.

Black Lightning bit the big one with issue #11. B.L. had been Denny O'Neil's latest playground for experimentation and liberal polemics, but the most notable thing about the storyline here is that the remainder would appear in the near-mythic publication Cancelled Comics Cavalcade, a wild experiment I'll dive into later. Rich Buckler's cover depicts the hero of Suicide Slum doing what he does best, electrifying the criminal element in his 'hood and lighting a brighter path for urban youth of the seventies, when gang culture and drug culture  were becoming intertwined in American cities from coat to coast and pop culture was starting to take note. The cover also promises the beginning of a back-up feature starring The Ray, which would unfortunately be D.O.A. with the cancellation of this series.

The previous month saw Mister Miracle end and this month sees another Kirby concept off to that big Fourth World in the sky. Kamandi, the chronicle of a loin-clothed lad in a dystopia overrun by human-animal hybrids, ended its run with issue #59, while Jim Starlin's OMAC back-up strip (another Kirby creation gifted to DC's next generation of creators) would live on for a few months in the back of Warlord.

Like All-Star, mentioned above, Showcase was another DC title to meet its end in what I've mentally labeled "Black September". Showcase #104 would be the last issue of the book, where the Barry Allen Flash had debuted a hundred issues earlier, kickstarting the Silver Age. It bears mentioning that most of these titles, especially the anthologies, were already on a bi-monthly schedule (6-7 issues a year) and were probably already teetering sales wise, primed for cancellation whether DC imploded or not. Two stories that were primed to appear in the following issues of Showcase, a Deadman story and a Creeper story, were almost lost to time. the Deadman short showed up later in Adventure Comics while the Creeper story was M.I.A. until DC published a Steve Ditko Creeper collection in 2010.

Battle Classics, Dynamic Classics, and Our Fighting Forces also saw their last hurrah in Black September, fitting the pattern of both war comics and anthologies being tossed overboard to alleviate the sinking of DC's hole-pecked publishing vessel. Our Fighting Forces was allegedly already set to end, but the other two were in fact, cut short. Reprint titles all, what had once been loss leaders for DC quickly shifted into loss makers after DC's "up the price, up the page count" initiative blew up in their face.

And I'd be cruel not to mention one of DC's less talked about horror/suspense anthologies, Doorway Into Nightmare, ending after only a scant five issues. This marks the near-end of the genre being a presence at DC, and many of the characters here (like Madame Xanadu) would lie dormant for a spell.

Following Black September, DC would begin their other, more lateral, move to keep things afloat: reducing the number of story pages in their books to 17 (same length as Marvel's) and drawing the cover price line at 40 cents. This would excuse certain "prestige format" works like Neal Adams upcoming Superman vs. Muhammad Ali one shot and those DC Special Edition books. These products were intended for a different audience than the monthly pamphlet format comics, and were probably approved and too far along to scrap, whereas a backup feature or an issue or two of a third-stringer's ongoing book probably weren't considered "big shakes".

There's more to come; the Implosion is far from over at this point. More books will end, and for next month in particular, under some pretty interesting circumstances . . .

Friday, September 7, 2018

Comic Reviews! Batman #54 and Justice League #7


Here's a special bonus episode to cap off the week. Chris B (that's me) reviews two new releases from DC comics. SPOILERS AHOY! (Don't say I didn't warn ya!)

You can download this minisode HERE or listen below!


Wednesday, September 5, 2018

The Club of Heroes Episode 62: Spider-Quiddick, A Rock Opera


Chris B and Evan A return to their original podcast after a lengthy hiatus and command the wheels of steel on a journey across the internet airwaves! Featuring a sulking Spider-Man, a rapping Penguin, and a lovin' spoonful of Green Jelly (or is it Green Jell-O?)

You can download the episode HERE or listen below!


Monday, September 3, 2018

Gotham Animated Episode 1 - On Leather Wings


Look out, it's a new podcasting venture from those Club of Heroes cats--GOTHAM ANIMATED! In our very first episode, Evan Arnold and yours truly will be looking at "On Leather Wings", a clash between Bat-Man and Bat-Monster that ends with a breathtaking aerial chase across the Gotham Skyline.

The episode can be downloaded HERE, or listen below!


Friday, August 31, 2018

Casualties of the DC Implosion (Part 1)


Over two dozen different titles were forced onto the chopping block during the '78 implosion that DC comics suffered. Twenty of those titles were ongoing, and monthly sales dictated who would stay and who would go. This made things awkward for the publisher, as Detective Comics was a low-seller at the time, but as a legacy book, represented the origins of DC as a publisher and was even the place where one of their flagship characters, Batman, was introduced. Sentimental editors made their case, and 'Tec was saved. However, the same couldn't be said for many of the others.

I'm going to take this space to provide a capsule review for each of the lost Implosion titles. My expertise in different areas of DC vary pretty wildly, but with resources like Wiki and Comic Book Database at my side, we can slowly but surely paint a more complete picture of DC's publishing line at the time and maybe speculate on why these particular books didn't make the cut at the time.
For example, some titles may have just been showing their age. Antholgies started to fade in popularity at this time, as character focused books and longer storylines played hell with the format. DC's spooky anthology The Witching Hour met its end in Oct '78 with #85. "More Bewitching Pages!" promises the banner atop the title on the cover, in line with the Explosion initiative that contributed to this whole jam in the first place. The remaining anthology entries that would have appeared here merged into The Unexpected, but that title wasn't long for this world either.

Looking at the cancellations chronologically, August is ground zero. Aquaman, Claw, The Unconquered, Mister Miracle, and Shade, The Changing Man were the first wave of titles to go. By the time of its final issue (#63), Aquaman had already been relegated to bi-monthly status, coming out 6 times a year rather than a dozen. This is also true of several of the other cancelled titles, and indicitive of their place in DC's late 70's cosmology. It's not surprising to see Aquaman at the front of one of these lists since he has traditionally had problems maintaining a monthly series and DC has even gone long spells without a monthly Aquaman book. The second part of the story that begins here, "My Brothers Keeper", ended up appearing in Adventure Comics, where the Prince of Atlantis would once again make his home as a back-up feature.

Claw, The Unconquered is perhaps the most unfortunate case in the August cancellations. Claw had been revived just a few months prior after an 18-month hiatus. David Michelinie's Conan clone hacked his last slash with issue 12. One might start to notice a disturbing trend at this point: genre books outside of the usual capes and tights stuff are on the low end of the totem pole when it comes to these cancellations. There was clear pressure from DC's decision makers to streamline the brand and (I have to imagine) a hard stop put on things that might be a little too "left of center", with the "center" being the Justice League and their assorted Super Friends.

There's a lame joke hidden inside the premise of Mister Miracle's Scott Free not being able to escape cancellation. One of the last remnants of Kirby's fling with DC had since been taken over by future Kirby ally and Howard the Duck co-creator Steve Gerber. The incomparable Micheal Golden was on art chores for this final issue, which saw the escape artist super hero pitted against his wife, both under the thrall of Granny Goodness. This particular cancellation seems unfair, as the creative team is sooo good. I suppose that the Fourth World and the Kirby aesthetic in general was starting to wane in popularity.

Speaking of Marvel legends who found new inspiration at DC, Steve Ditko's Shade, the Changing Man met its end with issue #8, "The Gambles!" In light of the enigmatic Mr. Ditko's recent passing, I feel the same pang of regret with this series' cancellation that I did with Mister Miracle. The saga of the Odd Man, the Zero Zone Murders, and Dr. Z would have to settle themselves elsewhere. In the case of Shade, Detective Comics (itself barely surviving the cut) would become a home for the conclusion to Ditko and Michael Fleischer's story.

So far, the cuts have been almost predictable. DC would naturally want to focus on their core heroes and their satellite titles, while off-shoots like Kirby's Fourth World and the fantasy realms of Claw weren't worth the investment or risk. The fall of '78 would become a time of homogenization for DC, meaning non-superhero books would be a tough sell no matter the creative vision or talent attached. The Implosion was just beginning in August though, and the next month would see twice as many titles getting the axe and the number of story pages per issue being reduced to 17 (equal to Marvel's standard issue size at the time).

Like it said on those slick 80's Crisis ads, "Worlds will live. Worlds will die. And the DC Universe will never be the same again." Nearly a decade before a storyline crisis would wipe the slate clean in the DCU, DC the publisher was dealing with a different kind of destructive wave. And there was no Pariah to warn us.

Next time: It was a black September . . .

Thursday, August 30, 2018

Prelude to Implosion


Didja know? DC imploded once. It wasn't the result of an anti-matter wave or the cracking of the source wall, but instead the comics publisher suffered a crisis of the commercial kind. In 1978, DC was forced to take drastic steps to insure their survival, the most savage of which, (for fans, anyway) was the cancellation of more than two dozen ongoing or soon-to-be published titles. This event has since gained the moniker, "The DC Implosion" and has generated quite a mystique around itself. Multiple what-could-have-beens and what-ifs have spawned within fandom surrounding the implosion, and some of them have even been demystified a bit thanks to titles like Cancelled Comics Cavalcade.

These events would have ramifications for many years and many regime changes afterward, effecting not just the immediate place DC occupied in the comics market, but the way publishing and branding initiatives would be handled going forward. A couple of years ago, when fans compared the first wave of New 52 cancellations to the '78 implosion, I rolled my eyes. The cancelled New 52 books at that time (I wanna say . . . 2012?) were quickly replaced with new titles, and the machine continued to churn out roughly the same amount of content each month. The Implosion was a stiffer, more sobering blow to DC, and when one starts to take some of those little aforementioned what-ifs to their natural conclusions, it's a wonder the publisher survived.

The content DC was publishing in 1978 was as varied in quality and consistency as its ever been, which is a nothing statement except to say that the factors leading to the Implosion were purely financial and the result of bad or overzealous predictions, not due to any kind of dip in the quality of the books. 1978 saw Steve Englehart and Marshall Rogers pit Batman against the Joker in Detective Comics #475's "The Laughing Fish", one of the more beloved and referenced encounters between the two. The two Pauls, Kupperburg and Levitz, brought us a celebration of DC's already rich history as of '78 in the trivia geek landmark Showcase #100. Denny O'Neil, Michael Golden, Walt Simsonson, and so many more industry legends than I could name here were still making their mark and the superhero genre continued it's trek through the bronze age with DC at the helm in terms of characterization. The foundation for Frank Miller, Watchmen, and Vertigo is being laid out by the crafty veterans of the Silver Age.

What went wrong? Thematically, DC's Implosion gets its cynical geek handle from an initiative left over from 1977 but still being carried out in '78: The DC Explosion. The Explosion was an attempt to take back the majority market share from Marvel by increasing the number of titles published and adding more story pages to each issue as well. Naturally, this was accompanied by higher cover prices, leading the comic readers' perception to the conclusion that DC was the "premium" or "black label" product. Not just a set of hero rags meant to shill fruit pies and Stan's Soapbox, DC's books were top shelf, varied in genre, and leading the way in cultural relevance. That was the message DC hoped to send, anyway. There are several miscalculations at work here, the least of which is DC's overconfidence that they had a better "finger on the pulse" when it came to the issues of the day. Marvel was undergoing its own bronze age metamorphosis, and it was just as rocky. The latter half of the 70's also saw many mainstay talents from both brands switch sides or fall out of favor with an evolving readership as some of the old tropes in cape books were starting to wear thin.

So again, what went wrong? A lot of things. One major factor that no one could have foreseen took its toll the previous year. Rough blizzards in '77 affecting shipping and distribution, which in turn derailed a business model based on selling a variety of monthly serials. Titles got backed up, fans got frustrated, creators got frustrated, sales dropped off. Below the realms of weather, but still above the heads of the average Joe was the ongoing economic recession of the 70's, another factor from the all-too-real world that would bring the publishers of cosmic flights of fancy to their knees with a blaring red pair of financial Omega Beams. When God and the economy team up against you, what chance is there?

It's important that I take a step back here, so as not to paint DC in too much of a sympathetic light. These events were exacerbated by greed and the desires to yell "Checkmate!" at a competitor that had done the unthinkable earlier in the decade, dethroning what had been the most dominant institution in comics since the days of National and Timely. DC's clout in the publishing world had made life hell for Marvel and publisher Martin Goodman in the 60's, even limiting the number of titles Marvel could publish at one point. (As a result, we got all of those cool double feature books like Strange Tales.) Marvel came up as the underdog, or at least the smallest of the Titans. Marvel redefined superheroes and even trademarked the damn term! Marvel was making headway in Hollywood, or at least it looked that way at the time, and they were getting their heroes read on college campuses while DC's heroes lived in long shadow of their multimedia adaptations like William Dozier's Batman series or the Lynda Carter version of Wonder Woman. DC was hungry and determined to get back on top, but their desired outdistanced their reach and the cost would be heavy.

These costs would come in the form of staff layoffs, stock damages, and the cancellation of nearly 40% of the publisher's line at the time. To be clear, this company was nearly cleaved in twain by these events. As dramatic as the losses were, what was worth betting on for DC at the time? Could Vixen, Green Team, and Shade the Changing Man have entered the 80's as breakout titles if the weather had been a little different? Or if the recession had cleared up a bit? What impact could stepping on this proverbial butterfly have had on the careers and legacies of guys like Tony Isabella or Russ Heath?

See what I mean about the What-Ifs? They get to you. I'm no economist and I'm certainly not the weather man, so I'll be focusing mainly on the cancelled titles of the Implosion. In this multi-part feature, we'll be exploring the titles lost in the Implosion and hopefully getting a peek at what could have been. Join me tomorrow for what I like to call, "The Casualties".

Saturday, February 3, 2018

Look, sometimes you just have to get trapped in a cave, build a suit of armor, and solve the Vietnam war to feel better about yourself


Iron Man #47 is a re-telling of the titular character's origin by the all-star creative team of Roy Thomas, Barry (Pre-Windsor) Smith and Jim Mooney. Following a brief run by Gary Friedrich and George Tuska that would resume in the coming months, we pick up with Tony Stark at the lowest point in his pre-Demon in a Bottle, pre-Armor Wars career. The last issue saw a battle with his former ally the Guardsman go horribly awary, resulting in the death of a friend who had grown bitter with his employer over, you guessed it, a woman.

Iron Man sulks and is briefly spat upon at the Guardsman's funeral, leading him down memory lane as he sad-flies across the Manhattan skyline. This is where Roy Thomas and Barry Smith get to swoop in and do a pretty bang-up job of reestablishing the character's origin and updating (as of 1972) the means by which Tony Stark becomes a P.O.W. and is forced to build his new identity from scratch. The main idea here is that Tony needs to reflect on his past bouts with reinvention and redemption and use those old lessons now. It's a thoughtful way to excuse an origin issue.

It also doesn't hurt that Iron Man has one of the more dynamic origin stories of any of the Marvel characters. Nearly as iconic as Spidey's origin in Amazing Fantasy #15 thanks to the 2008 film, Tony Stark's metamorphosis, while under duress, from arms dealer to futurist is a story that functions as it's own little Die Hard-style action movie. I'd go so far as to say it's more exciting than most of Iron Man's outings once he becomes an established hero. Thomas's minor retcon that Flashback Tony is working on "crazy gadgets to help end the bloodshed in Vietnam" doesn't change the fact that he's kind of a monster before his capture.

The Tyrannical Wong-Chu is set up as the warlord that will capture Tony and force him to build the Iron Man armor as a means of escape. Wong-Chu is a pretty flamboyant general who is also eager to best his detractors in one on one combat, if he is bigger than them. Otherwise, a coward's bullet is good enough for him. He's a charicature, and a pretty dated one at that, from a time when the satirical methods of old were clashing with the progressive virtues of the new. It's not really a big deal, though. Wong-Chu is just here to be a bad guy and get hoisted by his own petard.

"Why Must There Be An Iron Man?" builds to its most artistically potent sequence when Tony is powering up his Mark 1 armor for the first time, resulting in a splash page of the jangling armor prototype emerging from a slab like Frankenstein's monster. Smith's art makes Tony's first armor look like a shambling, jerky, unsafe, ghost in a suit of armor. The terrified Wong-Chu flees as long as he can, then orders the other prisoners executed just to spite the opponent he cannot defeat. Of course, Iron Man isn't about to let that happen and our hero smotes 'em all good.

Professor Yinsen plays a minor role in the story, and that's the only thing I feel is really lacking here and the only thing that keeps this version of the origin from feeling complete. Yinsen is the Elder that Tony encounters while prisoner, checking one of my favorite boxes on the Campbell Hero's Journey List. The Yinsen stuff is almost non-existent here, and when Tony tells the deceased mentor to "rest easy" at the flashback's end, it rings hollow.

The end of the flashback doesn't mark the end of the story however, as Iron Man still gets to spend another four or five pages debating with himself before the issue's closing. Once Tony gets himself all boned up to be Iron Man again and face a new day, we end with a splash page meant to call back to the earlier shot of the Mark 1 armor. This time, Tony is riding high and it's all fluid and dynamic and stuff. Cool.

The status quo that Iron Man returns to at that time from here doesn't really stand out to me as some of Marvel's best bronze age stuff. We're still in the middle of the Marianne Rogers saga, where Iron Man learns his girlfriend has E.S.P. and she starts wigging out on him and kinda leaves him for dead at one point. Yeah, it's pretty wild stuff in terms of throwing stuff at the wall and hoping something sticks, but it doesn't sing like Gerry Conway's Spider-Man or Steve Englehart's Captain America.

Why must there be an Iron Man? Because magnets.

Friday, February 2, 2018

Lana Lang's thirst and the Saga of the Parakat


Today, we put the "back" in Back Issue Diving. As in waaay back. We're actually breaking the barrier of the late 80's and journeying to DC's silver age for a look at Adventure Comics #282. More specifically the cover story, "Lana Lang and the Legion of Super-Heroes!"

March, 1961. The allies are on the move and those clowns in Washington just might be able to put there heads together and get a bead on . . . the Reds? I actually don't know what was going on in the world in 1961, but if the contents of this comic reflected the world at that time, I'm kind of bummed they started purifying our drinking water.

I kid, I kid. DC's silver age comics weren't really known across the board for being socially relevant. That was Marvel's bag at the time. Particularly in the Superman line, silver age stories were about a rigid square butting heads with psychedelia and self reflection at every turn. The youth-focused stories of Adventure Comics, namely those starring Superboy and/or the Legion of Super-Heroes, would break away from this tradition at times, but not in any way that would seem out of place in
Archie's hometown of Riverdale.

(Hmm . . . actually, that current Riverdale show is pretty racy, so that comparison is broken now.)

"Lana Lang and the Legion of Super-Heroes!" could be an Archie story, if not for the fact is features more than a few superpowered characters. The Curt Swan cover tells the entire story: Lana is trying use Star Boy's affection to make Superboy jealous, but he isn't taking the bait, instead intending to pipe some other 30th century hussie. Not only is Lana a one-dimensional character who is motivated solely to win the attention of a man, but her fucking plan doesn't work and Superboy is like, way smarter and better than her. It's a Silver Age classic!

The real shame is that Superboy's future love interest as Superman, Lois Lane, didn't fare much better in her portrayals.

The Legion itself was pretty new at the time; this story marks only their fifth appearance in comics and the roster was pretty small at the time. You had the core members Cosmic Boy, Lightning Lad, and Saturn Girl, plus Star Boy, Chameleon Boy, and maybe a few others? At least, that's all who appear in this story. Really, we're just focusing on Star Boy in this issue anyway.

The plot follows the usual formula of building up to the cover image in about six pages and then racing headlong to a denumot from there. Superboy overhears Lana's aloud scheming after interacting with Star Boy and allows the silly girl to tire herself out, battling a random Parakat along the way after it escapes from a zoo or somesuch. The parakat is probably the strongest part of this issue. The panel of the year is Superboy swinging the Parakat above his head by the tail. I'd post it here, but then I feel like I would need to charge you admission or something. It's next week's meme. It's that good.

30th century gal Zynthia plays the Jezebel in this story, bringing Lana to tears. If the family of the Parakat from earlier attacked the city after Superboy returned to his time, and the last three pages of this story were a series of nine panel grids where Zynthia is ripped limb from limb by angry Parakats, that would be neat. But alas, this one wraps up with Lana getting the cold shoulder from Clark, who claims to have "lots of super-jobs to catch up on!" Ho, ho.

It's for the best really. Lana Lang couldn't birth Superman's Super-Babies. They'd tear through her like a pack of Parakats.

Thursday, February 1, 2018

A retroactive generation


In 1961, Stan Lee and Jack Kirby's Fantastic Four #1 hit newsstands and set a new standard for superhero comics in terms of storytelling and characterization. It also marked the beginning of the Marvel universe, although writers and artists since then have incorperated more and more of Marvel's golden and atomic age roots. Marvel, as a shared universe, would continue to grow and prosper up until today, but with Stan Lee's dogmatic "illusion of change" hanging over the line, drastic steps would have to be taken to explain why these characters in the sixties were still quite young and vibrant decades later.

From this, the concept of "Marvel Time" was born. We're expected to believe that, no matter where we are reading from, the Marvel Universe and the interconnected stories within began about nine or ten years ago. This, of course, created another dilemma. Now there were several decades worth of actual human history that had been rendered blank and Marvel-less by the slow creep of Marvel Time. Captain America and most of the other Timely-era characters would stay entrenched in WWII, but there was still the matter of filling out the 50's, 60's and 70's.

In the year 2000, veteran Marvel creators John Byrne and Roger Stern believed they had a solution. Not lacking for ambition, their series Marvel: The Lost Generation featured an era's worth of new creations that had been retrofitted to fill in the blank space that had become the mid-20th century. The series revolved mainly around the superhero team known as The First Line and a futuristic anthropologist named Dr. Cassandra Locke who is tumbling through time, uncovering these "previously unmentioned" heroes and villains, revealing them to herself and the reluctant reader.

The heroes of the First Line are somewhat . . . shall we say cookie cutter? John Byrne's designs are strong, but one can't help but look at them as pastiches of older heroes. Byrne does a pretty good job of imagining what heroes created by the likes of Bob Brown and John Buscema would look like, and writer Roger Stern gives the script an old-school flavor. (Which shouldn't be difficult for the guy who weaved all of those incredible Avengers yarns in the 80's.)

The issue at hand (#7) takes place during the height of the Red Scare, with Skrulls in place of Commies and the potentially offensive Yellow Claw standing revealed as the true menace to both the Invaders and the First Line by issue's end. The cover is a classic "two teams clash while a nuetral party cries out in anguish in the middle" piece. The story here reminds me of the JSA: 1950 arc from Geoff John's storied run on the title, with the H.U.A.C. coming down on masked heroes while another menace takes advantage of the rampant confusion and paranoia cropping up in the American people.

The superhero melodrama is confined to two-thirds of the issue--quite literally, as the bottom of each page fills us in on the simultaneous adventures of Dr. Locke as she unearths the other half of the plot and, in this issue, runs afoul of the Human Torch. (Not that one, the other one.) This is a neat gimmick and a fun way to mess with the format, but I can also see it wearing thin over the course of a twelve issue maxi-series.

Another gimmick that made this series stand out at the time was the numbering. As Dr. Locke is falling further back in time, so do the issues count down from 12 to 1. It's cute, and ultimately non-intrusive, but I have a feeling the edgier fan of the approaching new millenium may have rolled their eyes at the concept. After all, prjects like this and Starlin's Infinity books would become rarer and rarer as the decade would unfurl and the Ultimate line is literally on the way before thise series could even finish its run.

Recent history (the last 20 years or so) has shown us that Marvel would find more success taking their present stock of heroes and de-aging them than they would in trying to retcon in new characters to account for Marvel Time. Unfortunately the real trick to appreciating Marvel Time is all-too-simple: Just don't think about it too much!

Wednesday, January 31, 2018

New releases for the week of January 31st, 2018

Lo and behold, it's that time again. Time for money spendin' and comics readin'. Welcome back to your favorite segment on the blog (according to analytics) Da New Releases! Here's what you can look for on store shelves, both physical and virtual, the week of January 31st.

Hungry Ghosts #1 (of 4) Dark Horse
One of DC's most unfortunate decisions was letting go of editor extraordinaire Karen Berger a few years back. When Dark Horse's new imprint, Berger Books, was announced last year, fans of early Vertigo were clamoring to see what (and who) the famous editor would bring to the table at her new employer. This anthology of culinary-adjacent ghost stories by a hit list of creators including Paul Pope and TV's Anthony Bourdain seems like a great anthology and a strong start for the line.










Astro City #50 DC Comics
The Eisner-nominated single issue "The Nearness of You" was originally a Wizard magazine mail-away issue, but it ultimately ended up being one of the best stories in Kurt Busiek's epic Astro City saga. A deconstruction of Crisis on Infinite Earth-type stories from the common man's perspective, this special anniversary issue plans to revisit the character of Michael Tenicek and follow up on his tragic dilemma.









Deathstroke Annual #1 DC Comics
A surprise hit for me as of late has been DC's Deathstroke series. It shouldn't come as that big of a surprise however, as its being written by Christopher Priest. This annual teams up The Guy That Made Black Panther Cool with one of my favorite artists who doesn't get enough work, Denys Cowan. Shades of DC's Question and Priest filling in the word bubbles? It'll be a barn-burner!










Motherlands #1 (of 6) DC Comics
The solicitation copy promises "a sci-fi action comedy blacker than dragon s***!" Personally, I just want to see what Si Spurrier has been up to, since Six Gun Gorilla and X-Men: Legacy were two titles that really captured my imagination in recent years. This one's about a pack of celebrity bounty hunters and their hi-fi HDMI adventures in a post-bad things happening world. It looks and sounds as frenetic and kooky as Spurrier's previous projects.









JLA/Doom Patrol Special #1 DC Comics
The "Milk Wars" begin here! Gerard Way and current Justice League of America scribe use this special one-shot to set up a crossover between two of DC's hottest team books. Way's Doom Patrol has been a worthy successor to the legendary Grant Morrison run while Orlando is making waves all over fandom by using some of Alan Moore's old characters in JLA. There's no reason this won't be awesome and sublime. Although, if you don't like out-and-out weird stuff, this might be more like surviving an alien abduction than reading a comic book.







Elephantmen #80 Image Comics
I honestly haven't followed Elephantmen in several years, but I figured Richard Starkings epic comic saga coming to an end deserves a mention. Funny, trippy, and often poingant, Elephantmen was one of thos indy books that got me into indy books back in the heyday of Wizard Magazine.











Star Wars DJ: Most Wanted Marvel Comics
Ben Blacker (Thrilling Adventure Hour) and Kev Walker (lots of stuff) fill us in on the origins and whatnot of the best thing to come out of The Last Jedi next to Porgs: Benicio Del Toro's character, DJ. The amoral scumbag who nearly left Finn and co. out to dry in the film gets his own miniseries. Charles Soule and Phil Noto set the bar pretty high with their Lando mini a couple years ago, but I don't doubt that Black can tap into a little of that classic Star Wars "scum and villainy" and deliver a neat little yarn here.



Dang, that JLA/Doom Patrol Special looks pretty "gear", doesn't it? That's all for this week, but don't be afraid to hit me up on Twitter (@ChrisBComics) and let me know what you'll be checking out this week!

Tuesday, January 30, 2018

Whatever the opposite of "badass" is


Today's dive doesn't reach as far back as usual. This "back issue" was actually a current issue I'd missed and until today had eluded me. For my money, the best run in recent capes comics was the Warren Ellis/Declan Shalvey/Jordie Bellaire reboot of Moon Knight from 2014. Six issues, in and out, with the creative team leaving behind a smoldering hot set-up for any follow-up creative team to take the reins on. The six issues here remind me of what Grant Morrison did with each mini in Seven Soldiers of Victory: a "pilot episode" for a longer run, streamlining a B-tier character and propping them up to stand side by side with the "heavy hitters".

In six short and quickly read issues, this run positioned Moon Knight as a paranormal investigator in the Marvel U with changeable "modes". Patterned after the phases of the moon, Marc Spector can assume different versions of his Moon Knight persona, from a Batman-like super-ninja to a Ragman-inspired dark arts master. The soldier, the priest, and the prisoner are all represented by Ellis's paradigm. Spector can assume a different version of himself, depending on what kind of story he's in. The comic tells it more simply than I have here; it's not a "high concept" as it might sound.

Here's a quick breakdown of the run. Issue one sees Moon Knight track a serial killer into the sewers, discovering the dark side of SHIELD super-soldier project gone awry in the process. Issue two is a visual spectacle as Moon Knight battles a sniper and the art team gets to experiment with page construction in cool ways as the sniper takes out his victims across a series of pages using a nine panel grid that follows his targets. Once a target is hit, that respective panel goes blank. One by one the panels go blank and dammit I don't think I'm doing this issue justice by trying to explain something so dang visual. Issue three is a classic ghost story with an urban twist. Issue four is a dreamscape trip involving mold spores and lucid dreaming. Issue five is like a level out of Double Dragon or Final Fight translated to the comic page with Moon Knight battling his way up a tenement building.

But yeah, that's the whole "story" so far. Some wicked stuff happens, Moon Knight bombs in and kicks ass, rinse, repeat. Ellis might as well be writing the Morrison Batman-Batgod here, as the protagonist is so completely capable that the interest lies not in if he will succeed, but how.

Issue Six makes the first attempt to create a true nemesis for Ellis's new Moon Knight, and ironically, it's the last issue of the run before he would hand the title off to Brian Wood next ish. A rogue cop looking to make an impression on his mundane reality decides to so his homework and take up the mantle of Marc Spector's old nemesis, Black Spectre.

Not to be confused with the Marvel Universe criminal organization of the same name, Black Spectre was a vietnam vet who used to plague Moon Knight during his earlier series in the 80's and 90's, often tied to the Egyptian god Khonshu that empowers our hero. The new Black Spectre, Ryan Trent, doesn't have all of that to back him up, just a grudge and an inferiority complex. In terms of viciousness however, Trent is right up there with the former Spectre(s).

Trent really does his homework too, using his police contacts to get in touch with Moon Knight's old allies and acquaintances. This culminates in a great scene where Trent tries to pry some useful information out of Jean-Paul Duchamp, an old ally of our hero who has since retreated into a humble life of waiting tables. It's worth noting here that Duchamp is kind of a low-key revolutionary character from the time. He was written as gay, but without the lame Northstar shout-it-from-the-rooftops approach of Scott Lobdell's Alpha Flight. Savvy readers of the time would pick up on Duchamp's sexuality, but it was never used as a gimmick, nor was he ever cast as a social pariah. Anyhoo, Duchamp warns Trent that Spector "can never die", but our fledgling Dark Spectre doesn't heed the warning.

Trent does eventually battle Moon Knight by the end of the issue, but his trap blows up in his face (literally) and he's left a broken mess of a man before the Fist of Khonshu. Moon Knight physically and verbally dissects Trent, then leaves him for dead. We learn that Trent's only error is his need to be loved and accepted, whereas the vaccuum that is Marc Spector doesn't. He's become "all Batman and no Bruce", a focused laser of ass-kicking that can't be defeated because bit by bit . . . he's shedding the aspects that made him "a character" and embracing the ones that make him an almost literal force of nature.

This issue's plot and Trent's origin story tie back to the first issue of Ellis's run and the circle is complete. This could cap off what would have been an excellent miniseries, but instead Marvel tried to keep it afloat with subsequent runs by Brian Wood and Jeff Lemire. While the character has become a place for cool creators to experiment, I don't think either writer has managed to capture what made this run so special. These six issues are a perfect synthesis of art and story. They say so much about the format and where these violent power fantasies ultimately lead.

The cover is an inverse of the cover to issue one, a subtle hint at the creators' thesis. The new Black Spectre couldn't defeat Marc because the old one couldn't. Moon Knight is just a better idea than Black Spectre, and Trent never stood a chance. An opposite can't be stronger than its partner, it can just be the opposite..

Monday, January 29, 2018

The King and Queen of Strong Style and an appearance by the Rowdy One: a WWE Royal Rumble review


I warned you and here it is--my Royal Rumble write-up. The road to Wrestlemania begins here. All (most) of the titles are on the line as well as two tickets to the main event of April's supershow in the form of two rumble matches. Do 30 women even work for WWE? Let's find out . . .

AJ Styles defended his title in a handicap match against Kevin Owens and Sami Zayn, which could've allegedly resulted in the first ever case of "co-champions". The WWE seems pretty high on Owens, so there was a point in the build up to this match that I actually thought they might so something like that. It's really not all that different from what Owens and Jericho did on Raw previously. It's a forgone conclusion that this match was going to be good, just considering the talent level of the three men and the hot Philly crowd. The story of the match, built around AJ's wearing down Kevin's leg and countering Sami's bigger offense, made the scenario of AJ defeating both of them a little easier to swallow, and I don't think this loss harms them too much as singles competitors. The superkick to Blue Thunder Bomb combo that almost cost AJ the match was the high spot to look for. Great execution of moves and facial expressions by everybody involved. This might be my favorite handicap match since CM Punk vs. The Shield from 2013.

The Usos faced Shelton Benjamin and Chad Gable in a two out of three falls match for the Smackdown tag titles. Benjamin and Gable came out to a very small reaction, but the Usos firey promo on the ramp as they sauntered to the ring got the crowd invested enough for the solid in-ring work of all four men to bring the building back to life. Gable was especially crisp and on-point with everything he did. As Jim Ross would say, "the kid has a huge upside." The build up to the first fall would've been a decent match in itself, and after the Doomsday Device to the floor by the challengers, I thought things were going to shift gears and we were going to get a real barn burner, but alas, the Usos got a sneaky and way-too-quick second fall with a basic roll-up. I felt as robbed as the challengers. This wasn't a bad match, but it felt like half of a larger epic that we'll probably get to see in full on Smackdown at some point.

The men's rumble match followed the unfortunately short tag title match, beginning with an amazing reaction for Aiden English and Rusev. Finn Balor was the second entrant in the thirty man contest and the crowd stayed hype well into the hour long affair. Rumble matches are difficult to write about, and sometimes a little tedious to watch, but this year the order of the entrants and the general pacing of the eliminations were much better than usual. There were still some typical "Rumble moments", like Kofi Kingston being saved by a plate of pancakes, but for the most part, the little bursts of wrestling when guys would pair off was pretty good. Andrade Almas and Adam Cole from NXT got to strut their stuff for a bit, and The Hurricane even showed up. The reaction for Rey Mysterio was very strong as well, and he looked to be in much better physical shape since the last time I saw him in a WWE ring. The face off between the "establishment" (Roman and Cena) and the "internet darlings" (Shinsuke and Balor) told the whole story for the last leg of the match. Shinsuke's hard fought triumph over Reigns and Cena was very rewarding to watch, and his post match announcement that he'd be facing AJ Styles at Wrestlemania gave me Wrestle Kingdom flashbacks. We now know at least one amazing main event match for 'Mania is confirmed. This throws the fans a bone, and clears the universal title for either Finn or Roman to chase.

After an extended ad for KFC in which non other than Ric Flair won the title of "Colonel" and strutted all over his legacy, we get a Raw brand tag title match between challengers The Bar and the duo of Seth Rollins and Jason Jordan. First off, I'd like to note that the commentary, with all the slup-ups and bickering was so bad during this match I wanted to hit mute. It really took away from the match for anyone watching at home. The story told in the ring saw Jordan incapacitated after taking a ring post to the face and Rollins wrestling what was essentially a handicap match against Sheamus & Cesaro. This was an alright match that was more about setting up a future storyline than anything else, and could have been on Raw. Cesaro and Sheamus reclaim their titles, hopefully freeing Seth Rollins from the yoke that is putting over Jason Jordan in the near future.

"Triple Threat Rules" meant that the Universal title match between Brock Lesnar, Braun Strowman and Kane was basically a hardcore match, with plenty of tables, chairs, and steel steps involved. The three behemoths of the Raw roster put each other through a series of devastating but uninspired spots. This wasn't a technical classic, but it was an effective "hoss fight" and an important part of the tapestry of any good wrestling card is a good hoss fight. Lesnar pinned Kane, leaving Strowman with a grievance and a possible rematch at either Elimination Chamber or Fastlane. They *could* hold off until 'Mania, but I really feel like the WWE wants to conclude their Roman Reigns fantasy novel with a win over The Beast on their promotion's grandest stage. A brief, been-there-done-that kind of match, but entertaining nonetheless.

By the time the women's rumble match rolled around, I was beginning to get restless and braced myself for a looming disappointment. After all, the women's roster is sparse with credible contenders, mostly thanks to some questionable booking over the last year. With the twin champions Charlotte and Alexa Bliss at ringside, Sasha banks entered at #1 and gradually the match lured me back into the program, as seeing some of the nostalgia acts that WWE wheeled out got me feeling a little sentimental about the "importance" of the whole thing. Sometimes hearing Stephanie McMahon harp on about the women's revolution bugs me and seems tacky, but as Lita, Trish Stratus, Molly Holly, and others got in the ring and mixed it up with current women, the fact that these female legends never had a platform like this in their time really hit me. For instance, Stratus had fantastic matches and rivalries with the likes of Victoria and Mickie James in her days on Raw, but there were also stupid skits where she had to bark like a dog and debase herself. The bad outweighed the good when you look back on portrayals of females up until a few years ago, I guess is what I'm trying to say. The classic who got to come out also acted as a detriment to the match overall, I felt like, as it exposed some gaps in the current roster and how underdeveloped some of the women like Mandy Rose and Sarah Logan are in terms of having an established character.

Asuka's victory over the returning Bella twins and a Wonder Woman-clad Sasha Banks was a relief to me, as I like seeing her winning streak intact and her development as a fan favorite has translated to the WWE deciding to pull the trigger with her, as they apparently have with Nakamura. (Man, Japan don't play. They took two rumbles in one night!) Ronda Rousey showed up at the end, to make sure WWE stays in the broader sports-entertainment conversation and carry the momentum to Wrestlemania. The ending was nice and ambiguous, leaving us to wonder how the celebrity guest and rumble winner will be paired off. What's the better match? Asuka vs. Charlotte or Rousey vs. Charlotte? Not to dump on Alex Bliss or anything, but Charlotte is kind of the "iconic" one here. On the other hand, I;d like to see Asuka get a big win over Charlotte or maybe even suffer her first loss to her at Wrestlemania.

While the show ran a bit long for my weary eyes and brain, it delivered in almost every match. The matter of how important the tag title stuff will be in the long run is always up for debate, and if anything, I might have left the Rollins/Jordan stuff for Raw and given that time to the Universal title triple threat and the 2/3 falls match. Minor quibbles aside, this sets up an exciting course for Wrestlemania; at least more exciting than I remember at this time last year. The countdown to Nakamura/Styles is on!

Alright, that's seven hours of rasslin' watched and wrote about. Back to the comics, a more serious medium for a more sofisticated audience. Harumph!